One time, you were sitting on the raft that Simon the Gardener had built for Daddy at Lee Place. Daddy was doing his best to row it, but the oars he was using were ill-adapted to the craft, and the rollocks were designed for a different vessel and different oars. What happened - can you imagine? An over-zealous desire to row overtook Daddy, and you, sadly sitting directly were knocked overboard into the water... what a drama! Loving you lots this Christmas xx